Not everything is as it seems—or as it reads—in Asia. English is by all accounts a difficult language, but we feel like sometimes folks make it even harder for themselves. Here’s a selection of some great signs we’ve found across South & Southeast Asia this year:

The fried bass collective.

The fried bass collective.

It is funny AND happy.

It is funny AND happy.

*I* touch the peppers.

*I* touch the peppers.

Hotdog juices.

Hotdog juices.

Hatermelon-flavored Haterade.

Hatermelon-flavored Haterade.

We want you to. You WILL do this.

We want you to. You WILL do this.

Chime Change and Que Sadilas

Chime Change and Que Sadilas

Cheese Theometer Lobster

Cheese Theometer Lobster

Boiled sea vs accurate boiling sea

Boiled sea vs accurate boiling sea

 

Buritoos & Tacoos (and pajitas)

Buritoos & Tacoos (and pajitas)

Lauren

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"I'd rather be feeding street dogs."Looking forward to our 2020 Around the World journey, especially returning to Petra!
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AROUND THE WORLD JOURNEYS

October 19 – November 12, 2020: Around the World: World Wonders Edition

Coming soon: Around the Buddhist World, early Autumn 2020!

 

THE GALAPAGOS

EGYPT

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BHUTAN

Want to add Bhutan on to your Asian journey? See PrivateBhutanTours.com for private tour options!


BUDDHIST JOURNEYS WITH TRICYCLE: THE BUDDHIST REVIEW

Walking with Buddha in India & Nepal, November 1–13, 2019

Pilgrimage to Sri Lanka with Tempel Smith, January 7–18, 2020

Coming soon:

  • Pilgrimage to Ladakh, Summer 2020
  • Pilgrimage to Mongolia, Summer 2020
  • Pilgrimage Around the Buddhist World, early Autumn 2020

CULTURAL JOURNEYS WITH BJ & LAUREN

Galapagos Adventure, January 18–29, 2020

Around the World 2020: World Wonders Edition, October 19–November 12, 2020 

Coming soon: 

  • Zanskar Valley, Ladakh 2020
  • Mongolia 2020
  • Stay tuned for more Treat, Spay, Love dog volunteer journeys!


 

 

 

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